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27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem.
The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill.
5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl.
Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. 6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history.
14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl.
Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro.
26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.
Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.
This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted.
Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.
(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e.
A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules.